I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Randomize
