If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
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the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
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I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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