Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
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