from now on my penis is your penis
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Randomize
