How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
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yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
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I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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