I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
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i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
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casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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