The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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