I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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