We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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