and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
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halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
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me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Cover your peen. We're going out.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
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