It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
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Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
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Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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