is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
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The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
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I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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