I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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