she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
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luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
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i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Can you bring me the toilet please
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
There are leaves in my underwear?
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