So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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