You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
Randomize