Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
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