She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
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