whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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