There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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