1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
i already hear my dad disowning me
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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