I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
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I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
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Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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