idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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