Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
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