he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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