Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
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Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
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i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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