The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
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My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
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So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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