so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
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There is no way he is gay with that hair.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
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Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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