i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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