no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
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she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
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Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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