is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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