Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
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...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
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That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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