I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
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he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
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She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
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