1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
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this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
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That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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