i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
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