She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
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No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
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Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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