on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
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I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
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We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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