If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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