Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
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I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
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I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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