Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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