Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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