I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
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her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
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I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same