remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
Randomize
