Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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