this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
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I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
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You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I came so hard my ears popped.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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