My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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