South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
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Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
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Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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