If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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