But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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