I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
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