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• (812): View more from Indiana

  Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.

  (917): View more from New York City

  Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.

  (812): View more from Indiana

  Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  Hey its my first time.

  (513): View more from Ohio

  I think you mean "it's my first time"

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab

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• (905): View more from Toronto

  so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.

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  Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.

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• (626): View more from California

  My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch

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