Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
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some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
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I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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