Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
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