The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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