This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
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The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
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I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
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